| | A Valentine's Day to Remember
Ok, here's a cheap repost of Valentine's day 2 years ago... but everytime I read this story, it just breaks my heart. You never forget your first true love.
It happened so long ago, but I still remember it like it was yesterday... my first Valentine's Day crush.
It was during recess in gradeschool when I finally worked up the courage to ask the hottest bitch in the 2nd grade to be my Valentine. Amanda Wang was her name, and she was the finest 9-year-old slut that the Tupac. A. Shakur GradeSchool for the Mentally-Impaired ever saw. Shit, did I say mentally-impaired? I meant "mentally-gifted" ......and um, "extraordinarily-endowed." Anyways, I digress.
This bitch was fine...standing at a model-like 3 foot 11, her long, illustrious, flowing black hair reflected the sunlight beautifully in my direction as she was playing by the swingset. I think she was even beginning to grow some titties. Even as a young lad, Dan Chang had game overflowing out of his rectum. Shit, I had fuckin 4th graders all over deez nuts and one time even the substitute teacher wanted to ride the cock... but like a virgin waiting until she got married, I held out for Ms.Wang.
I was at the monkeybars when I decided to limp over in her direction. I told my posse of 6th and 7th graders to stay back. "Dis is strictly 2nd grade business, my niggaz. I gotta roll like dat. Dun hate." I put away my AK and my fat sack of chronic because I figured a little bitch-girl might be afraid of such manly-gangsta things. I headed on over.
"Yo slut. You's obviously da finest thing walkin around here without a dick. And Im obviously the finest thing walking around here with a dick. So how about you be my Valentine and we make our way to the slide and maybe make some babies?"
She was confused..."Ummm....what's a dick?"
I responded accordingly. "Bitch, what you say?! THIS is a dick!" I yelled angrily as I unzipped my Sean John's and whipped out mini-Chang. I thought I heard some white kids in the background making fun of the fact that I was uncircumsized. "Ewwww... it's hooded."
"Hey honkeys, quiet the fuck down while I make my move on the ladies, capiche?" I retorted, loading up my 12-gauge shotgun. The white kids got the point and quickly dispersed amongst themselves. Anyways, back to the matter at hand.
Amanda thought for a moment and replied. "So you want me to be your Valentine? Aren't you supposed to bring me chocolates? Yummy, I like chocolates!" Her face was glowing with happiness, and she looked like she was definitely ready to take it up the ass.
I grinned slyly. "Yeah, bitch...I gots your chocolate." I quickly dug my hand down my pants, in the back by my ass. I slid my hand between my crack (I never wiped), and pulled it out to reveal a set of sticky, brown fingers. I quickly rubbed the shit in her eyes and backed away.
Amanda stood there for a moment. Her face contorted, and she started crying uncontrollably. She bawled..... I balled.
There's nothing that gets me more upset than seeing a pretty girl in distress and being so helpess trying to comfort her. So many things I wanted to share with her, so many things I wanted to say...but I was at a loss for words. I would have given up the world for her at the moment, to get her to stop crying, to see her radiant smile and to hear her charming laugh.. "Please...don't cry." I whispered.
She ran back to homeroom and got the Principal to come out to berate me. Needless to say I served like a month in detention. Stupid bitch ratted me out
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| | Posted 2/11/2007 9:03 AM - 94 Views - 40 eProps - 22 comments
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.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! holy shit! *wipes tears* yo, that bitch got p'wned. she's PROBABLY also a stripper now... yous da man, dan.